What’s the Deal with Tuscany Reserve Anyway?
So get this – Albert Pujols, you know, the baseball guy? He’s selling his house here in KC. And it’s not just any old house, it’s freaking huge!
Why’s He Selling a Home in Tuscany Reserve?
I dunno, maybe he got tired of cleaning all those bathrooms? Seriously though, this place is nuts. It’s like 10,000 square feet. That’s bigger than my whole block! And get this – it’s got its own batting cage. I mean, of course it does, right? They’re asking $7.75 million for it. Yeah, I know, right? I almost choked on my coffee when I heard that. That’s a lot of zeros.
But What About Us Regular Folks?
Look, unless you’ve got a few mill lying around, you’re probably not gonna be Pujols’ neighbor anytime soon. But don’t sweat it. KC’s got tons of cool places that don’t cost an arm and a leg. I’ve been looking into this stuff lately ’cause my lease is up soon. Did you know there’s a difference between townhouse and duplex? I didn’t until last week. And don’t even get me started on the whole condo vs townhouse vs duplex thing. It’s like, can’t they just call everything an apartment and be done with it?
Thinking About Moving?
If you’re thinking about trying to buy a home in Tuscany Reserve or anywhere else, here’s my advice: Make sure you’ve got money. Like, a lot of it. Figure out where you wanna live. Near work? Near bars? Near your mom so she can do your laundry? (No judgment, we’ve all been there) Don’t be afraid to ask for help. This stuff is complicated. Look, I’m no expert. I’m just a guy who’s been browsing Zillow way too much lately. But hey, if you figure out how to buy Pujols’ place, let me know. I’ll bring the beer for the housewarming party!